How To Get Put Into Time Out......A Jackson "How-To"

Another installment from Jackson's "how-to" guide.

So you'd like to find yourself in a little more trouble for the holidays?  You know, test the saying "Making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice.....".

Here's another way to go about getting in trouble.

This will surely get you put in time out.

Wait until your sister is relaxing in front of the pellet stove, enjoying the Christmas tree {if you don't have a pellet stove or Christmas tree, just wait until she's relaxing - works the same}.  It works really well if your Mom is trying to photograph her and she's not cooperating.  This way, she isn't expecting what's next at all.

You have to move quick and do this all in one motion.

Jump up onto her chair and grab her from behind.

Ensure she doesn't move by putting your teeth into her neck.

As she starts to get away, grab at anything you can.....even if it's her behind.

Now hold on.

When she starts to turn on you make sure to fight back hard.

When your mom is yelling at you to stop, just pretend you can't hear her.

Ta da!

Time out for sure.

Now you want to look really innocent and pout {pulls at the old heartstrings}.

On Christmas day we'll see if Santa really does know if I'm naughty or nice.


Mary@BarnBugStudio said...

Maybe not naughty, just impulsive? I'm inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt. I mean really, look at that little face! Mary

Staci at Life At Cobble Hill Farm said...

Oh Mary has he got you fooled!!! He knows exactly what he's doing....but I must admit, he's a really cute naughty boy {funny too but I won't admit that to him}. :)

tami said...

Awww...How did you manage to have your camera in hand to capture that? The pics are great. Evil Kitty....Waa Haa Ha

TexWisGirl said...

ha ha!

Meg said...

LOL! Oh my, the look on Cait's face is priceless! He was just trying to play! ;)

Ellen said...

Oh Jackson, you are in trouble now! Keep that pout going and you'll be out of jail in no time.

Meredith said...

My kitties do the same thing. It usually results in a lot of hissing, running through the house and having to vacuum up fur.
I laughed out loud seeing poor Jackson in his time-out cage. Look at that face!

Christine said...

Those photos are fantastic! You could have not said a word and we still would have understood exactly what was going on. LOL

Diane said...

Silver and Jackson would make a good pair. Silver starts this same activity with our other cat Fernando only she waits to do it when we go to bed. Which means we have to listen to it while trying to fall asleep. Also she is climbing the Christmas tree. We have to keep a spray bottle on hand when we catch being up to no good.